Accident

Driving is not my strongest skill
Some say for me to drive is for me to kill
Today I needed to get to CR
And for that journey I needed a car

My older sister kindly volunteered her Saturn
And I proceeded to follow my unhealthy pattern
As I backed up, I heard a noise and was very disturbed
To find my sister's car hanging over the curb

If that weren't bad enough, this will hurt your soul
The scraping I heard was car vs. pole
I pulled the car forward and hoped for best
But as I looked at the car, it was as I had guessed

A nice yellow scratch now adorns the blue door
And tragic for me, it wasn't there before.
But my sister, whose awesome, just rolled her eyes
She told me, "I can't say I am very surprised..."

Besides the garage, this pole, and two or three other cars,
To call me a bad driver is simply off par
Plus, we made it to CR by God's good grace,
So let me know if you need me to drive you someplace!