Black Friday Shopping

On Thanksgiving day, I ate a lot
Calories were a concept that I forgot
The next day was Black Friday, a day to shop
But as I was about to go, I had to stop!

As I said on line 1, I overate
So shopping for clothes didn't seem that great
As I struggled to zip up my too-tight jeans
I thought the timing of Black Friday was kinda mean!

Black Friday should be earlier you see!
Wednesday would be good; it works for me!
Shopping after people consume a whole bird
Definitely needs to be early or deferred

Next year maybe they'll take my advice
Or maybe I'll just stop before my third slice
Before or after, Black Friday's still fun
Now I am going to go for a run!

No Sugar November...what!?

November is known as a month of not shaving
But because hairy girls don't really get the boys raving
Leah and I decided sugar was the thing we would stop
That idea turned out to be a flop

At first (Nov. 1), we did really great
No cookies, no pie, no candy, no cake
But after a while (Nov. 3), things got tough
All I could think was I wanted cream puffs

We started making compromises (Nov. 4), such as peanut butter was okay
But then that led to poptarts, honey, and yogurt parfaits
Then I saw Mochi balls (Nov. 6) and I couldn't resist
And I knew No Sugar November now ceased to exist

We fought a good fight, but we didn't finish the race
And ended our plight in the throes of disgrace
However, this November I am still trying to be a healthier person
When getting donuts this morning, I only got one!


Sugar is the best; it is a treasure from above
When I see it or eat it, my heart is filled with love
So this November, I will cut down, but still appreciate
The taste of sugar, which in general, is GREAT!

Shots Christmas Version

when you walk in the room
all eyes on the tree
lights everywhere
so tinsely
we like to christmas
we like to jingle
we sing our songs...
for old kris kringle

(santa)

claus claus claus claus claus claus
claus claus claus claus claus
claus claus claus claus claus
DOWN THE CHIMNEY (x2)

he has a red coat
he has a beard
he drives a big sleigh
pulled by reindeer
he threatens children
with lumps of coal
father christmas...
from the north pole

(santa)

claus claus claus claus claus claus
claus claus claus claus claus
claus claus claus claus claus
DOWN THE CHIMNEY (x2)

if you put up mistletoe, then happy holidays
if you decorate a tree, then happy holidays
if you play in the snow, then happy holidays

now where my christmasholics, let me see ya hands up
what you puttin up?
tinsley wreaths
gingerbread
nativity scenes
little sleds
christmas candy
yuletide log
never mind all of this
GIVE ME EGG NOG

tree decorated ready for christmas day
presents all wrapped ready for christmas day
wrapping paper gone right away on christmas day
so eggnog in the air everyone on christmas day

if you love christmas, put your hands in the air
if it's your favorite day, put your hands in the air
now say christmas (CHRISTMAS!)
i love christmas (CHRISTMAS!)
can't wait for christmas (CHRISTMAS!)
can't wait for christmas (CHRISTMAS!)

it's december 24th and i'm ready for santa claus
the children come along waiting for santa claus
their faces light up when they see santa claus
so eggnog in the air while we wait for santa claus
santa claus

fa la la la
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