On Thanksgiving day, I ate a lot
Calories were a concept that I forgot
The next day was Black Friday, a day to shop
But as I was about to go, I had to stop!
As I said on line 1, I overate
So shopping for clothes didn't seem that great
As I struggled to zip up my too-tight jeans
I thought the timing of Black Friday was kinda mean!
Black Friday should be earlier you see!
Wednesday would be good; it works for me!
Shopping after people consume a whole bird
Definitely needs to be early or deferred
Next year maybe they'll take my advice
Or maybe I'll just stop before my third slice
Before or after, Black Friday's still fun
Now I am going to go for a run!
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